Hello Rutger it is I Rutger from the year Two Thousand and
Twelve. If you don't know I am from the future and I have sent this letter to
you to help and prevent you from burning your leg in a freak motorbike
accident. You can prevent this by…
First wear pants you don't realize how important a pair of denim
pants can protect your leg from being reduced to nothing but a pile of ash.
Second the ground is wet.
Third be dramatic.
Fourth hit the corners with more speed and less caution this
should hopefully throw you of the motorbike without causing too much trauma. And
reduce your contact with the blazing hot exhaust pipe.
Fifth laugh, you're a man and men laugh at death.
Sixth dust yourself because it's time for food.
You will thank me and I hope to one day enjoy a nice cold drink with you in the
land of tomorrow.
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